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Teen Titans: Date with Destiny

Characters:

Robin

Starfire

Raven

Cyborg

Beast Boy

Fang

Kitten

Killer Moth

Script

(It takes place in a dark room and a glass tank with glowing eyes appeared. The camera moves to the strange person.)

Male Voice: Patience, my children. Soon you wreak the havoc you crave. Soon I shall have the power I deserve. Soon the entire city will bow before its new master...

(The camera shows the villain who is Killer Moth!)

Killer Moth: Killer Moth! Mwahahahahaha!

(Suddenly you hear a bratty teenager whose name is Kitten. She yelled at the top of her lungs.)

Kitten: Daddy!! Daaaadddddyyyyy!!

(Killer Moth went through the door with a big boom!)

Killer Moth: Daddy's working, Kitten. Can't this wait until...

(Kitten interrupted Killer Moth.)

Kitten: No! He broke up with me. My stupid ex- boyfriend Fang broke up with me! And now I don't have a date for the prom!

(She flopped on the bed dramatically crying. Literally dramatic. Killer Moth sat on her bed and rubbed her head.)

Killer Moth: Uh...there, there. I'm sure you'll find another date.

(Kitten gets up being angry.)

Kitten: Urgh! Prom is tomorrow, Daddy. I don't have time to find another date. So you're gonna find one for me!

Killer Moth: Now, Kitten, be reasonable! You don't seriously expect me to...

(Kitten interrupted him again.)

Kitten:And I don't want just anyone. I want someone handsome, and popular, and totally cool. Someone no other girl could get. Someone who'll drive Fang wild with jealousy! I want...

(The screen changed to Robin when Kitten said I want. Robin flipped on his motorcycle, showed his helmet, start his engine and went towards the camera at high speed that the screen turned black.Then the theme song begins. Back to the script:Then the screen went back to Robin still riding his motorcycle.)

Robin: Range to target!

(The camera showed Cyborg driving his car)

Cyborg: Five hundred and closing. Should have a visual any...

(The camera showed Starfire flying in the sky with Raven.)

Starfire: There he is!

Raven: Correction. There it is.

(The screen showed the creature and it is a man who has a head of a spider and a body of a human with spider legs whose name is Fang. After being seen stealing jewels from a jewelry store, he retreats, with the Titans giving chase.  After being shot at by the Titans, Fang shoots a stream of webbing out of his mouth, hitting Beast Boy, knocking him out of the sky.)

Beast Boy: Super-loogie?! Ewwww!

(Fang begins spitting webs in a rapid-fire in an attempt to strike down Starfire, all of them missing her.  He then builds a wall of webbing to stop the ground-bound Titans.  Raven, however, uses her powers to clear the wall.  Fang switches back to rapid-fire spitting to halt the Titans.  Robin avoids the Web Spits.  Cyborg, however, wasn't so lucky, as one of the Web Spits hits Cyborg's windshield.)

Cyborg: I can't see!

(To avoid crashing, Cyborg stops the car, leaving Starfire and Robin left to chase Fang.  Unfortunately, one of Fang's wild shots hits Starfire, knocking her out of the sky with a scream.  She struggles briefly before breaking free and continuing the chase.  Robin still tries to get Fang, but Fang, after an extensive chase,  shoot him with his fangs, which paralyzes Robin.)

Robin: Ah! Can't move!

(He's falling in a shocked expression, and at this moment, Starfire sees Robin.)

Starfire: Robin!

(She swoops in, grabs him and lands safely.)

(The rest of the Titans finally catch up with Robin and Starfire.)

Starfire: He is okay?

Cyborg: He will be. The venom's effect is only temporary.

Robin: Getting away... we have to... go after him! Whoa...

(He starts to fall back slowly, but Starfire catched him.)

Raven: You mean, we have to go after him.

Cyborg: You need to chill 'till that stuff wears off.

Robin: But...

Beast Boy: Dude, we can handle it. The guys got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find.

(The camera turned upside down because Starfire is holding Robin upside down to make the venom wear off by stretching his whole body. He yells in pain as a tear runs down his cheek.)

Starfire: Better?

Robin: (calm) Ah, much. Thanks.

Starfire: I welcome you. There are a few problems that Tamaranean acupressure will not solve.

Robin: Now we can focus on solving our other problem. Titans! Any luck finding our jewel thief?

Raven:We found something worse.

(Raven, Cyborg and Beast Boy found moths all over the bridge.)

Cyborg:Teen Titans Go!

Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

(Raven creates a black circle so Cyborg can go up higher to get the moths from eating up the bridge.)

Cyborg: Thanks for the lift, Raven!

(They destroy the last remaining moths.)

Cyborg: Boo-ya! Huh?

(The trio see another swarm of moths coming for them.)

Cyborg: Uh... we're gonna need backup.

Robin: We're on our way.

(Suddenly Killer Moth is on the Teen Titans' TV screen)

Killer Moth: Don't bother. Even if you defeat a few of my children, you won't be able to start the swarm. Unless you want your city reduced to a moth-eaten wasteland, you'll do exactly as I say.

Robin: What do you want?

Killer Moth: My demands are simple. The city will declare me ruler, the Teen Titans will surrender, and Robin... (Robin takes a defensive stance) will take this lovely young lady to her junior prom?

(Then Kitten appeared at the TV screen!)

Kitten: Hi, Robbie-poo!

(In the background you will hear a record scratch while Robin has a crazy expression on his face.)

Robin: Um... what was that last part again?

Starfire: Robin, who is this girl? And why does she call you "poo"?

Killer Moth: Her name is Kitten, and you will take her to prom!

Starfire: This prom is some manner of duel, yes?

(Starfire takes off her glove and slaps Kitten with it so hard, that it left the glove mark on her right cheek.)

Starfire: Robin eagerly accepts!

Robin: It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.

Starfire: (gasps) He does not accept! Do you hear? Robin does not accept!

(Robin pulled Starfire by her foot into the hallway.)

Robin: We're going to need a minute.

(Starfire begins breathing fire as she paces back and forth)

Starfire: Odium! Scandal! Atrocity! These demands must not be met! Clearly this demented madman has no idea with whom he is dealing! And if he believes...

(As Starfire rants, Robin contacts Cyborg)

Robin: Cyborg, report. How bad is it?

Cyborg: Bad!  (Scene change to Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy, who are fighting the moths) Can't hold 'em off much longer! If you're gonna do something, do it quick!

Starfire: Out of his mind if he believes you would even consider such a distasteful...

Robin: I have to do it.

(Starfire blew up like a balloon and blew out some air.)

Starfire: WHAT?!

Robin: It's the only way to save the bridge.  (Robin fixes his hair, which was flattened due to Starfire's outburst) The only way to give us enough time to stop Killer Moth.

Starfire: But, but, but...

Robin:I have to, Starfire, no matter how much I don't want to. (Door opens) And I really don't want to.

Killer Moth: Do we have a deal?

Robin: I'll take the girl to the prom.

Killer Moth: Don't tell me. Ask her.

(Killer Moth points at Kitten.)

(Robin rolled his eyes.)

Robin: You've gotta be...

Killer Moth: DO IT!

Robin: Kitten, was it?

(Kitten showed herself as a cat)

Kitten: Meow.

(Robin's eye twitched.)

Robin: Right. Will you... go with me to the prom?

(Starfire was about to have a fit.)

Starfire: Grrrrr!

(She burns up due to anger.)

Kitten:(gasps) Oh, Robbie-poo! I thought you've never ask!

(Meanwhile back at the bridge...)

Raven: Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

Cyborg: There's too many! We're not gonna...make it?

(The moths flew away.)

Beast Boy: Um... what just happened?

Robin: I bought you some time. Killer Moth. He's controlling the mutant insects. Find him and stop him. (Picture of Kitten fills communicator screen) Start your search with her. (Kitten then winks at the three titans)

Raven:Who is she?

Beast Boy: Huh?

Starfire: She is a manipulative gremplork not worthy of Robin's time.

Robin: Name's Kitten. She's got some kind of connection to Killer Moth. Find the connnection, and I bet you'll find him. Starfire will join you to help with the search.

(Starfire pouts with anger.)

Starfire: Hmph!

Beast Boy: Hey, what about you? Aren't you gonna help us?

Robin: I can't. I have a date.

(Raven, Cyborg, and Beast Boy has big question marks over their heads.)

(At midnight, the prom begins on a cruise ship. Robin is driving his motorcycle to the prom. Then he got off his motorcycle and took off his helmet. Plus he is in a tuexedo outfit and he straightened up his tie.)

Robin: Really hoping she doesn't show.

(Then someone taped Robin on his shoulder. Robin turns around and sees Starfire in a beautiful pink elegant dress and she is wearing white gloves and also she is glowing. Robin was stunned!)

Robin: Starfire?

Starfire: On such occasions, I believe it is customary to wear a dead plant.

(Starfire puts a flower in Robin's front pocket of his jacket.)

Robin: Star... you're supposed to be helping the others track down Killer Moth.

Starfire: Your orders were to investigate the girl. I intend to investigate her thoroughly. Besides you may require saving. This Kitten is perhaps some form of ooze monster in disguise. She certainly is ugly like a monster,yes?

(Suddenly, a pink limo arrives. Out comes Kitten in a plain pink dress and a pink headband with regular pink shoes. Then she waves at Robin.)

Kitten: Yoo-hoo! Robbie-poo! Your Kitten has arrived! Me-ow!

(Robin and Starfire was shocked with their silly face expressions.)

Robin: Second thought, maybe I will need saving.

(Robin walked very slowly to Kitten.)

Kitten: Oh, Robin! My date! Robin! Don't you look handsome! Compliment me on my dress.

Robin: No.

Kitten: Do it or else!

Robin: Nice dress.

Kitten: (Loudly) Oh, Robin! You're such a gentleman! Not at all like my worthless boyfriend Fang!! Now take my arm, lead me in and would it kill you to smile?

(Robin forces a cracked, pained smile.)

Robin:Maybe.

(Starfire's shoes scratched up against the concrete and punches the pink limo, denting the hood considerably.)

Starfire: Grrrrrrrr!!

(While the party started, Kitten and Robin were sitting at a table. Robin was rocking in his chair and Kitten keep staring at him.)

Kitten:(whispers) Ask me to dance.

Robin: I don't dance.

Kitten: Come on, Robbie-poo. You've never, ever danced before? (Kitten pulls Robin's arm)

Robin: Tried it once. Didn't like it.

Kitten: Fine! Then I can have the whole city destroyed...or... we can just skip straight to the kissing.

Robin: (sourly) Wanna dance?

Kitten: (loudly) Oh, Robin, of course I'd love to dance with you! (laughs)

(Starfire was so ticked off that her mouth fell in the bowl of punch and her eyes was glowing and the punch was boiling.)

Male guest: Um... could we have some punch?

(Starfire roared at the couple.)

Robin: Okay. That's over.

Kitten: Ooh, goody! Another slow dance!

(Kitten pulled Robin back into her arms.)

Robin: Ow!

(They started dancing again.)

Kitten: From now on, Robbie-poo, this'll always be our song.

(Kitten leans on Robin's shoulder.  Robin then opens his communicator.)

Robin: (softly) Please tell me you guys have found Killer Moth!

Cyborg: (softly) Not yet. But we tracked down your girlfriend's home address.

Robin: She's not my...

Beast Boy: Ah!

(Beast Boy, upsetting a rocking horse, finds a secret passage.)

Raven: Well, that's not suspicious.

(Beast Boy found a lamp and turned it on until they found moths in some kind of tanks.)

Cyborg, Raven and Beast Boy: Found him.

Killer Moth: Yes, you've found me, but you'll soon be wishing you hadn't. Rahhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Killer Moth jumped down to slice them but the screen turned black.)

(Meanwhile on the cruise ship...)

Kitten: Kiss me.

Robin: Sorry. I don't like you that way. Matter of fact, I just don't like you.

Starfire: (to herself) Yes!

Kitten: WHAT?!?

Robin: Killer Moth's being taken down as we speak. We're done here.

Kitten:No, we are not! Daddy's not calling the shots tonight, Robbie-poo. I am! (Kitten shows the stick and the button to release all the mutant moths.)

Robin: Daddy?

Kitten: And unless you want me to let those nasty moths out for a late-night snack...you better pucker up!

Starfire: (gasps) (Starfire's vision "shatters")

(Kitten puckered up and tried to kiss him but Robin pushed her away.)

Robin: Not even you paid me.

(The two struggle for the trigger until Kitten is hanging off Robin's arm, when she notices someone familiar)

Kitten: (gasps) Fang?

Robin: That's your boyfriend?!

(Fang pushed the people out of the way with his spider legs. Everyone screams as they ran away.)

Fang: Get your hands off my girl!

(Suddenly a starbolt hits him. Scene pan to Starfire.)

Starfire: Keep your legs off my boy! Robin, are you injured?

Robin: Best I've ever felt.

(Robin ripped his tuxedo off and reveals his superhero suit.)

Kitten: Fangie-poo! You really do care!

Fang: Let's never fight again, baby.

(Fang took out the stolen jewels and gave them to Kitten.)

Kitten:Oh, Fang!

(Kitten gave Fang a hug and kissed him in his mouth.)

Robin: You know... you two make a really bad couple.

(Fang and Robin begins to fight.) (Meanwhile in the Secret passage...)

(Cyborg and Beast Boy was about to fight each other until Killer Moth threw them both to hit Raven.)

(They all fall down.)

Beast Boy: For a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy's pretty tough.

(Robin kicked Fang and he fell down to the ground.) (Robin thought he was gone but Fang got back up.)

Robin: Huh?

Kitten: Ooooh! Isn't it romantic? They're fighting over me!

Starfire: They are not fighting over you!!

(Then they both start to tussle.)

(Kitten splats pie on Starfire's face. Starfire eyeblasts and vaporises the pie. Then Kitten pushes Starfire's head in the bowl of punch but Starfire used her legs to throw Kitten in the chocolate cake, sending Kitten off the brink.)

Kitten: (screams) You...ruined...my...DRESS!!!!

(Kitten preses the button tor release the mutant moths.

(Back at the Basement...)

(Cyborg is holding Killer Moth, who does not move at all)

Cyborg: Start talking! How do you control those... (alarm rings) Moths!!

(Mutant Moths leave the tanks)

Beast Boy: Run!

(Raven used her power to close the doors.)

Raven: We can't let them escape! Seal the exits!

(The boys agree, and they assist Raven in sealing the exits.  Beast Boy changes into a jellyfish and

(Back at the prom)

(Robin knocks out Fang and Starfire shot a starbolt to knock the stick out of her hand.)

Robin: Consider yourself dumped.

(Robin stepps on the detonator, destroying it.)

Kitten:Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

(The moths turned into Silkies.)

Beast Boy: (coming from under Raven's cloak) Okay...

(Back at the prom, Kitten, Fang and Killer Moth are going to prison.)

Kitten: Nobody dumps Kitten! Nobody! You're going to pay for this, Robbie-poo! YOU'RE GOING TO PAAAYYY!

(The police truck drives away.)

Cyborg: So, no second date?

Beast Boy: You know...now that nobody's making 'em all mutate-y, these things might actually make good pets.

Raven: Don't even think about it.

Robin: (nervously while rubbing the back of his head) Okay, well... sorry we pretty much ruined your prom.

Male Guest: Are you kidding? This was the best prom ever!

Female Guest: Even if I still can't move my legs!

Robin: Yeah. That'll wear off.

(Spotlights are now circling Robin and Starfire and they were about to fight, but they realize it's only the announcer.)

DJ Announcer: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for! The king and queen of this year's prom are.....Robin and Starfire!

Robin: I guess one more dance wouldn't kill me.

(Starfire and Robin danced together and the camera move up to show the moon.Then the screen turns black and the credits.)

(End)